Dear fellow researcher,
Thank you for volunteering to observe one of our many monkeys. Included in your package is one (1) monkey and one (1) typewriter. Per our observations, each monkey is able to tap random keys at a consistent rate. Our hypothesis is that, given enough time and enough monkeys, we will eventually be able to write a great work of fiction.
If your monkey happens to type something noteworthy, please let us know. It will be invaluable for our research.
Thank you for your time.
Ape Industries, Inc. CEO